Exploratory · Concept only

Museum of the Weird Fastpass Tee

Attractio mirabilium tesserae

$28.00
Product mockup
Attractio mirabilium tesserae Plate No. 616 · Fig. 1 of 3

A hall of curiosities known only from sketches and models – coffin clocks, a man of living candle-wax, an aquarium of ghostly fish. This object, recovered from a timeline in which the Museum was built in full, entitles the bearer to expedited entry via the Fastpass queue.

Size
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Field RecordSS·A·616
Class
EXPLORATORY — the park that might have been
Genus
Attractio · rides / attractions
Species
mirabilium tesserae
Location
Southern California, never built
First catalogued
Unconfirmed
Last seen
Unconfirmed
Replaced by
Haunted Mansion

Field notes

Fig. 616 — Observation

First documented in the 1960s from the sketches of one Rolly Crump: a museum of impossible objects, curated as a companion hall to the Haunted Mansion. Only fragments have surfaced over the years, across attics, dining halls, and even, improbably, a floating cocktail lounge at sea, but the museum entire has never been observed directly.

Specifications

Fig. 616 — Measurements
CompositionSolid colors 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton · Heathers 52/48 cotton/poly blend
FitPre-shrunk · unisex
Weight4.2 oz/yd² (142 gsm)
ConstructionSide-seamed · shoulder-to-shoulder taping
PrintWater-based direct-to-garment · printed to order
CareCold wash inside-out · tumble dry low · no iron on print

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