Exploratory · Concept only

Museum of the Weird Fastpass Tee

Attractio mirabilium tesserae

$28.00
Museum of the Weird Fastpass Tee — Heather Forest, Men's 4 front view
Attractio mirabilium tesserae Plate No. 616 · Fig. 1 of 3
Fig. 1 of 3
  • Museum of the Weird Fastpass Tee — Heather Forest, Men's 4 front view
  • Museum of the Weird Fastpass Tee — Heather Forest, Flat front view
  • Museum of the Weird Fastpass Tee — Heather Forest, Product details product details view

A hall of curiosities known only from sketches and models – coffin clocks, a man of living candle-wax, an aquarium of ghostly fish. This object, recovered from a timeline in which the Museum was built in full, entitles the bearer to expedited entry via the Fastpass queue.

Size
Size guide
SizeChest width (in)Length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
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Field notes

Fig. 616 — Observation

First documented in the 1960s from the sketches of one Rolly Crump: a museum of impossible objects, curated as a companion hall to the Haunted Mansion. Only fragments have surfaced over the years, across attics, dining halls, and even, improbably, a floating cocktail lounge at sea, but the museum entire has never been observed directly.

Field RecordSS·A·616
Class
EXPLORATORY — the park that might have been
Genus
Attractio · attractions
Species
mirabilium tesserae
Location
Southern California, never built
First catalogued
Unconfirmed
Last seen
Unconfirmed
Replaced by
Haunted Mansion

Specifications

Fig. 616 — Measurements
CompositionSolid colors 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton · Heathers 52/48 cotton/poly blend
FitPre-shrunk · unisex
Weight4.2 oz/yd² (142 gsm)
ConstructionSide-seamed · shoulder-to-shoulder taping
PrintWater-based direct-to-garment · printed to order
CareCold wash inside-out · tumble dry low · no iron on print

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